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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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