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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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