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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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