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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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