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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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