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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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