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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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