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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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