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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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