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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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