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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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