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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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