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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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