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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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