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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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