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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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