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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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