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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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