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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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