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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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