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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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