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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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