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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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