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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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