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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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