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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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