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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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