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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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