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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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