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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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