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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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