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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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