Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.