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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡
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