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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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