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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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