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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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