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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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