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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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