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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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