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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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