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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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