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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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