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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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