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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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