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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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