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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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