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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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