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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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