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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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