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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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